For all you whingers....
Just a little reminder to you all that Debs and me are unemployed and no longer have responsibilities such as web site update deadlines!! I dont know, there are some whingers out there who have been pestering for further information and updates as to our travels - so here it is. We love you all really!
We fly to NZ on the 12th December - having brought this date forward due to my potential employer recommending I be there for the start of their season in January. It looks like I will get to do what I set out to do in the first place - ride the mecca of all of 'off' road riding, which is New Zealand. I have not been guaranteed a place - but have my informal meeting with Cameron of Kiwi Adventures who will make a decision probably based on intuition when he meets me. Can't wait - but can wait, if you understand!? We are having such a good time in Asia that we really dont want it to end, but are aware that in a few days time we will have to draw to a close the end of another chapter.
We left off previously having mentioned a little about Saigon - or Ho Chi Min City - in Vietnam. That seems such a long time ago now, and I'm having to remind myself what we got up to by reading Debbie's journal and rekindling those memories. Those who know the Olivers also know that we were not blessed with that particular gene!
Beans on toast with fried eggs and HP sauce. That's what welcomed us in the Cafe Royale just next door to our hostel. After numerous curries and rice dishes we were at last blessed with a western menu - not that we got sick of all the local food, it was just marvelous to get some tucker in the belly that tasted heavenly. This set us up nicely for the tour we had booked to the Chu Chi Tunnels which the Viet Cong used in their efforts against the US and South Vietnam armies. We had a guide who used to be an interpreter for the South Vietnamese Army and worked alongside the US army during the conflict. The tales he told were macabre and unreal - and he really slated the US as being incompetent in action.
After seeing a video and a few newspaper highlights in the museum we were then shown the tunnels themsleves. The hole in the ground was so small that some of the tourists were unable to get through! Debs and I managed no problem and we crouched down to scramble the 20 or so metres along the first tunnel. This was a taster to the main tunnel, which was smaller in height, but was over 100mtr long. You could have gone further if allowed as they stretch for some 350km in total - tourist length was limited for a good reason though. Having got down the small trap door you entered numerous rooms, such as the 'hospital', 'fighting bunker' and 'meeting room'. There was a group of about 12 of us and we were last going through. The tunnels were extremely cramped as you had to go on either hands and knees, or if you were small enough you could squat along. Once we entered the meeting room I set up my camera to take a timed shot with me at the table with the Viet Cong dummies. As I was going about my business I was getting shouted at by Debbie to get a move on as all the others had started to go down the next tunnel without us! I ended up being on my own in the room whilst Debbies cries were heard in the tunnel shouting me to get a move on - she left me behind! There was no lighting in the tunnels themselves - the guide at the front had a torch - so you could see naff all anyway. By the time I got in the tunnel I could hear the group somewhere in the distance with Debbie fretting at me to get a move on and to get the torch out as she could not see anything. 'But you have the torch Debbie' - I shouted. 'No I dont - you have it' - was the reply, and so it went until I finally caught up along way down. 'Dont ever do that again to me' - Debbie said, as we finally made our way out of the exit hatchway. It really was cramped and sweaty down there and you had to wash yourself down afterwards - quite an ordeal and well worth the experience.
Outside there were exhibits showing all the man made traps the Viet Cong used to use against their aggressors - some nastly looking ones with venomous snake spikes. There was also a small show of local wild life and the biggest Annocondor we have ever seen. It was huge!!! No lie - it would have eaten all 12 of us given the opportunity.
Pick your weapon. At the firing range you could chose to unleash an AK47 or any number of leathal arsenal. AT 1 Dollar a bullet it was outside our price range so we gave it a miss - a cartridge for the AK47 is 15 Dollars and lasts for less than 10 seconds. Maybe next time eh?
Having spent 3 days in Saigon we moved on to Cambodia via the Mekong River. The trip included an overnight stay near the border and a tour of a crocodile farm and Cham-tribe fish farm, with neither being much to write about. The border wait took ages, long enough for me to join in a game of football with some local kids. Playing bare foot is not that comfortable and as well as losing I ended up with blisters on both feet in addition to a number of small cuts.
We got to Phnom Phen around 19.00 hours having completed the last of the transfer by minibus. Having previously read "The Killing Fields' and 'S21' during our time in Vietnam, the journey through the countryside to PP had an eerie feel to it. We checked in to a clean hostel and went round the corner to the main road to find a cafe recommended by the hostel owner. Here we were served sumptuous amounts of tasty dishes and local Angkor Beer - poured by Beer Women who were dressed in short-tight skirts and filled your glass after literally every sip! Nice touch.
We didn't plan on spending too much time in Cambodia as we had to be in Thailand to meet up with the lads for their holiday. So the next day we booked a tour to one of the 'Killing Fields' and then to S21 Prison. There wasn't too much to see at the Killing Fields sight - it was kept simple and respectful - and we were shown around by a local man who had endured the Pol Pot era. It was quite harrowing at times especially when you are having to walk over surfacing clothes and human bones. The S21 prison had a similar in aura, with pictures depicting the brutal crimes of torture that occured. How can one human be so brutal and cruel to another is beyond us both - but it happened on such a grand scale that we cant ever imagine the true extent of this genocide.
Seemingly out of place we caught a first class coach to Siem Reap to see the wonders of Angkor Wat. This bus was the best we have ever been on - I mean, you were served 'In Flight' meals and hand wipes - it was just like being on a plane. The bus was a brand spanker too.
Angkor Wat is just the most amazing man made 'object' either of us have had the pleasure of seeing. Nestled in the middle of a jungle is a myriad of around 200 stone temples which are beyond splendour. How these would have been made and the effort involved is unimagineable. The sheer size and intracasy of the carvings is awesome. We hired a tuk-tuk and driver to take us round the main temples over a two day period. The driver cost 10 dollars per day and the entry fee was 40 dollars each for the two day period - but it was worth every cent. We have some great photos of this experience that will help us cherish seeing one of the great wonders of the world - breath taking. We even rose at 04.30 one morning in order to photo the sunrise over Angkor - and for one who enjoys his sleep - it shows how worthy this place was.
Overall, one week in Cambodia was just not enough. We both liked the place and given the opportunity would both come back to explore further afield. Our next destination was Laos - and we took only our second flight of the whole trip to Vientienne it's capital. Not knowing too much about Laos Aviation got us a little nervy - and we checked and rechecked the safety record of the airline before booking the ATR72 tickets. We had to touch down in Pakse for 30 minutes before progressing further north in to Laos and its somewhat sleepy capital. This place is so laid back its unreal. A country of just over 5 million people and the size of Germany! Debbie even commented that Dronfield was busier.
Similar to Cambodia, we had planned a fleeting week long visit travelling from Vientienne to Luang Prubang and staying in Vang Vieng en-route. We only spent one full day in the capital - and wittled that away in the National Football stadium setting a new frisbee record previously held by our friends from Mui Ne in Vietnam! We also manged to get 2 laps of the track in and feel absolutely jiggered - how unfit are we now!?
The 'road rage' bus trip to Vang Vieng was making us feel pretty sick. Although there is little traffic on the roads in Laos it gives no excuse for local bus drivers to give little consideration to tourist stomachs. The scenery along the road, rivers and villages is lush green vegetation with rocky hills and cliffs forming a beautiful background. Vang Vieng is a small town with a French colonial lagacy, even bakeries and baguettes! We stayed here for 3 nights and could have stayed much, much longer. We hired a moped the next day and were never passed by another vehicle - and we were on Highway 14 which is the main North South artery. The only un-nerving situation was passing a man at the side of the road wielding an AK47 around his shoulder. We exchanged glances as we passed him, but he looked as bemused as we did having seen two westerners darting past on two wheels! The other two days were spent exploring the country side checking out caves and rivers which you could jump in to in order to cool off. In order to get to some of these places it was necessary to venture over wooden toll bridges which spanned the rivers - all very Indiana Jones'ish. One evening we even managed to find a cafe that did Guiness meat pie followed by apple crumble and ice cream - we were both fed for less than 4 quid.
The bus trip to Luang Prubang was similarly stomach churning as it snaked up and down the mountain passes at great speed - just too fast for comfort in old technology. We also had an armed guard on the bus - who placed his AK47 on the dashboard - but in all honesty this would have prevented little had any trouble flared up. Route 14 was not one of those routes deemed dangerous though and our destination was to be one of our favourite places of the trip so far. We had nice accomodation (which always helps), a fine selection of eating establishments and a place that was horizontally laid back. Nothing moved fast. Our time there was spent exploring the jungle looking at waterfalls and sites of local interest - all unspoilt by the tourist so far. Laos is a place that you can do nothing but marvel at the slendour of the environment and habitat whilst relaxing at the slow pace of its friendly people. We would both go back - preferably before the tourist hoardes start to spoil its true feel though.
We furnished Laos Aviation with more dollars and flew from Luang Prubang to Chiang Mai in Thailand - and were immediately thrown in to a daze with how busy this place was. We were finding it really difficult to adjust.
CM is a market City where we could pick up a few bits and pieces - such as new clothes to replce the well used threads we had worn for the last 5 months. Someone also bought their fifth pair of shoes! It was here that Debbie did her Thai cookery class - and boy was it good nosh. There will be friends and family who will be spoiled when we get back with these newly acquired recipes. It was also the starting point for our two day/one night trek to stay with the local Karen Tribe in the jungle. This was a great experience, riding elephants through the jungle and staying in a local village with no electricity or running water. It was rounded off with bamboo rafting down the river where the game was to get Debbie as wet as possible without capsizing...
Our transport to Bangkok was an overnight train. OK I suppose, adequate just. This saved on accomodation costs but did nothing for banking any sleep. We arrived bang on time at 06.25 to a throbbing city and were immediately hassled by taxi drivers trying to rip you off with rediculous fares. Having seen through such tricks many times on this trip already we found a realisticly priced ride to the legenday Koa San Road back packer heavan!
It was here that we were meeting my friends from back home - Reece, Daz and Rob - on the 14th November. Prior to this we had already booked our flights to NZ for the 12th December and thereofre new we had a full 4 weeks of beach life to come! We had a few days to kill in BK before the lads came out and Debbie wanted to see the Snake Hospital to see her friends again!! This is a world renowned hospital where they breed snakes in order to develop anti-venom syrums. The snake handlers brought out numerous poionous beasts including King Cobras, Banded Kraits and also Pythons. Debbie even managed to touch a few and have her picture taken with one round her neck. Very emotional it was for her - but still not solved the snake phobia though!
The next two weeks, when the lads arrived, can not go down in print on this site. However, we took in the islands of Koh Samet, Koh Chang and then on to Pattaya. There are numerous photos somewhere...
Currently, we have spent the last 5 hours sat in an internet cafe updating e-mails and this site. Having been to Penang and Langkawi in Malaysia and then back in to Thailand - Krabi and Kho Phi Phi (where we will definitely come back to one day - it was paradise. We bide our time over the next few days until we fly to NZ and further adventures - so that's the end of the web page for Asian Adventures.
Can't wait.........
Oh, and by the way, Debbie had the bloody torch!!!
